“Pecked You 5 Times” Watercolour Hei Hei Mug
£10.00
Description
Bring a brilliant splash of colour and a whole lot of humour to your morning routine! Featuring everyone’s favourite clueless, wide-eyed rooster set against a vibrant, messy watercolour splash, this mug perfectly captures those moments when you’re just barely holding it together. With the hilariously relatable quote, “I may look calm, but in my head I’ve pecked you 5 times,” it’s the ultimate desk companion for stressful days. Proudly Made Personally to order, you can choose from a variety of vibrant inner and handle colours to perfectly frame this funny and bright artwork. Add your own optional customisation to create the ultimate gag gift or your new favourite daily mug!
🐔 Why it’s hilariously relatable
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🐔 Comical and vibrant design featuring a wide-eyed rooster, a colourful watercolour splash, and a brilliantly funny quote
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🎨 Available in multiple inner and handle colours—choose your favourite to beautifully complement the bright, rainbow-hued artwork
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☕ High-quality ceramic mug perfect for sipping your morning coffee while keeping your inner monologue safely disguised
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🧵 Proudly Made Personally to order with optional customisation, making it a fantastic gift for a coworker, friend, or anyone who needs a laugh
The perfect blend of vibrant colour and unapologetic humour—customised exactly how you like it! 🐔☕🌈
Description
Bring a brilliant splash of colour and a whole lot of humour to your morning routine! Featuring everyone’s favourite clueless, wide-eyed rooster set against a vibrant, messy watercolour splash, this mug perfectly captures those moments when you’re just barely holding it together. With the hilariously relatable quote, “I may look calm, but in my head I’ve pecked you 5 times,” it’s the ultimate desk companion for stressful days. Proudly Made Personally to order, you can choose from a variety of vibrant inner and handle colours to perfectly frame this funny and bright artwork. Add your own optional customisation to create the ultimate gag gift or your new favourite daily mug!
🐔 Why it’s hilariously relatable
-
🐔 Comical and vibrant design featuring a wide-eyed rooster, a colourful watercolour splash, and a brilliantly funny quote
-
🎨 Available in multiple inner and handle colours—choose your favourite to beautifully complement the bright, rainbow-hued artwork
-
☕ High-quality ceramic mug perfect for sipping your morning coffee while keeping your inner monologue safely disguised
-
🧵 Proudly Made Personally to order with optional customisation, making it a fantastic gift for a coworker, friend, or anyone who needs a laugh
The perfect blend of vibrant colour and unapologetic humour—customised exactly how you like it! 🐔☕🌈
Product Information & Sizing Guides
Please note that sizing guides are for reference only. Sizes may vary slightly as we use a range of garment suppliers. If you have any questions about sizing or our products, please feel free to contact us!
- Material: 100% cotton
- Cotton/Lycra® ribbed collar
- Taped neck
- Tubular knit for shape retention
- Twin needle stitching
| Age: | Height (cm): | Chest (to fit): |
| 1-2 | 92 | 18/20 |
| 2-3 | 98 | 20/22 |
| 3-4 | 104 | 22/24 |
| 5-6 | 116 | 26/28 |
| 7-8 | 128 | 30 |
| 9-11 | 140 | 32 |
| 12-13 | 152 | 34 |
| 14-15 | 164 | 36 |
- 100% Cotton
- 200gsm (approx)
- Raglan/patterned long sleeves/bottoms
- Meets Class B of BS EN 14878: 2007
Pyjama Top Sizing Guides:
| Pyjama top | Length (shoulder to hem) | Chest | Arm Length |
| 6-12 months | 35 cm | 27 cm | 33.5 cm |
| 1-2 years | 37 cm | 29 cm | 37cm |
| 2-3 years | 41cm | 30 cm | 40cm |
| 3-4 years | 44cm | 31.5 cm | 42cm |
| 4-5 years | 49cm | 33 cm | 46cm |
| 5-6 years | 51cm | 34 cm | 48.5 cm |
| 7-8 years | 54 cm | 35 cm | 52 cm |
| 9-10 year | 56 cm | 37 cm | 55 cm |
Pyjama Bottom Sizing Guides:
| Pyjama bottom | Waist | Outside Leg length | Inner Leg length |
| 6-12 months | 21cm | 40 cm | 23 cm |
| 1-2 years | 22cm | 44 cm | 25 cm |
| 2-3 years | 23cm | 51 cm | 30 cm |
| 3-4 years | 24cm | 57 cm | 36 cm |
| 4-5 years | 25cm | 63 cm | 42 cm |
| 5-6 years | 26cm | 71 cm | 49 cm |
| 7-8 years | 27 cm | 80 cm | 56 cm |
| 9-10 years | 29 cm | 87 cm | 62 cm |
- Material: 100% cotton.
- Cotton/Lycra® ribbed collar.
- Taped neck.
- Tubular body (4XL and 5XL have side seams).
- Twin needle stitching.
Mens/Unisex T-Shirt Sizing Guides:
| Size: | Chest (to fit): |
| S | 35/37 |
| M | 38/40 |
| L | 41/43 |
| XL | 44/46 |
| XXL | 47/49 |
| 3XL | 50/52 |
| 4XL | 53/55 |
| 5XL | 56/58 |
Ladies T-Shirt Sizing Guides:
*Please note that ladies t-shirts are a fitted style with shaped side seams*
| Size: | Ladies size: | Chest (to fit): |
| XS | 8 | 30 |
| S | 10 | 32 |
| M | 12 | 34 |
| L | 14 | 36 |
| XL | 16 | 38 |
| XXL | 18 | 40 |
Delivery Information
All our items are printed and made to order in house. Made and dispatched from the Lincolnshire, in the UK. As items are made to order, each item has an estimated processing time. You will find the estimate dispatch on our product pages and at the basket/checkout.
Find pricing and information on our delivery options below.
Shipping options are:
Royal Mail Tracked 48 – £4.00
Royal Mail Tracked 24 – £6.00
We use a number of shipping partners to ship worldwide. International parcels will ship with Royal Mail from the UK, and hand off to Royal Mail’s partners to deliver worldwide. This could be DHL, USPS, UPS, DPD or another.
Royal Mail International Tracked & Signed (Europe) – £20
Royal Mail International Tracked & Signed (ROW) – £30





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